One of the best aspects of the 2011 SEMA Show is the unbridled creativity that is unleashed on all manner of vehicles. From custom paint jobs to one-off frame designs, there is no limit to the amount of effort put into creating something different and new that grabs attention.
There's a downside to this no-holds-barred creativity, however, and it's hard to miss. Some guys just can't help themselves. They have to do it bigger, brighter and with more doors than anything else on the floor or in the street. That brings us to this list, the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Rides of SEMA 2011. These vehicles didn't just cross the line; they saw it, backed up and took a running start to jump over it. SEMA wouldn't be the same without them.
Bertone Gone Bad: This guy couldn't leave a perfectly good chopped-roof Volvo 262 alone. Just had to add some questionable bodywork and a trunk full of subs. The Chevy V8 up front is actually quite nice, but he should have stopped there.
Camaro Catastrophe: At some point, customizers will leave the Camaro alone. Until then, we get stuff like this. From the awful, over-the-top body kit to the logo-infested wheels, this perfectly good Camaro convertible is now doomed to a life of sitting around and looking, well, ridiculous. For shame.
Dodge Ram Snow Plow on 54s: Yes, that would be 54-inch wheels and tires. Guess the snow gets pretty deep in the part of Colorado this truck is from. Hopefully the roads are fairly smooth, since it looks like the chassis on this thing is a bit weak in the knees. Then again, we're pretty sure it's the only vehicle on this list with an up-to-date registration sticker on its license plate.
Excursion Aquarium: Ah, the soothing sight of a well-stocked aquarium. What better theme for a jacked-up Excursion riding on 44-inch Super Swampers? Made perfect sense to someone, somewhere.
General Lee on Dubs: As far as we can tell, this is a relatively clean Charger with some nice paint and straight bodywork. Then the dubs were added. Sorry, but one hard landing and those things are going to shatter in a million pieces.
Optimus Quad: Bad SEMA ideas are not exclusive to cars. Exhibit A: this Can-Am Spyder that was lovingly converted into a four-wheel, quad-like thing so there was more room for flames and Transformers logos.
The Pretend Porsche: Nothing like a little "German" engineering to get the blood pumping, eh? But wait, this is no Stuttgart escapee, this is a...350Z? Oh yeah, thought they might pull one over on us, but that turn signal stalk has Altima written all over it. Sad to see this much work go into a car that's just pretending to be something else, but such are the ways of SEMA.
S10/300C: Hmmm...where to start on this one. Pretty sure this thing was a Chevy S-10 before it got the 300C rhinoplasty up front. And it went downhill from there. Note that all three doors open differently, while both the hood and the bed cover get the jaws of death treatment. Then there's the 700 gallons of orange paint that were applied to every last piece that didn't already happen to be chrome plated. Comfy-looking interior, too, eh?
Wooden Gixxer: There's simply no explanation for this one. The only thing more confusing than the existence of this bike is the fact that someone thinks the roughly $12,000 bike is now worth $25,000. Wonder what they would take for a trade?
Wrong Way Wrangler: Nothing like taking a perfectly capable Jeep Wrangler and turning it into this largely useless show piece. Eye-catching maybe, but it's not quite the go-anywhere, do-anything vehicle it once was.
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litewerk says:
11:38 PM, 11/09/2011
You know what? I'm not gonna be a hater. There's at least a little bit I like about almost all of them. I like seeing people express their creativity and individuality. Will admit that there was more time and money spent on some that most of us would advise against, considering the lack of practicality or actual usefulness. Some wild & crazy stuff there.
blueprint1 says:
10:13 AM, 11/05/2011
That slot in the S10's tailgate? Seems right-size for the box of Kraft Dinner that was probably the inspiration for the whole thing.
baastnjp says:
03:52 PM, 11/04/2011
I won't call these "Top 10 Most Ridiculous Rides"....they should be refer to as "Top 10 Most Getto Rides".
baastnjp says:
03:50 PM, 11/04/2011
@gtrguy2012, everything is wrong with that Camaro. Why would anyone in their right mind destroy a perfectly good looking car like the new Camaro by "gettofying" it? It looks like a piece of cow pie.
side_wayz says:
10:24 PM, 11/03/2011
"Besides I rather look at this than an idiot with a lowered truck with stupid noisy speakers."
@mau19...umm I don't know if you've noticed there buddy, but that pumpkin patch reject of a truck was lowered and it included "stupid noisy speakers" EVERYWHERE! Did you also take the time to look at the big screen TV on the inside of the roof (real classy) or what appears to be additional speakers on the outside behind the doors? You're contradicting yourself with that statement if you're gonna attempt to defend this ever increasing group of kindergarten designs. Like @blurglide said, "this would've been magnificent to a high school boy in the early 90's." The entire SEMA auto show does not need to happen. Sadly we have these fast and the furious inspired kiddie-cars and a couple other misguided moments in automotive history to thank for our suffering today.
mau19 says:
12:29 PM, 11/03/2011
You guys suck. Seriously. I mean come on what's wrong with the SEMA autoshow. If you don't like don't look at it! It's interesting to see people's creativity once in a while. Keep these are just showcars. Besides I rather look at this than an idiot with a lowered truck with stupid noisy speakers.
blurglide says:
11:02 AM, 11/03/2011
Wow...that truck...just...wow. This would've been magnificent- to a high-school boy in the early 90's. Especially the crooked license plate.
I'm not even sure why that back door opens. It looks like it'd be easier to get in if you left it closed.
The interior looks like an early 80's McDonalds with the hard yellow plastic everywhere.
urbanxj says:
04:32 PM, 11/02/2011
The charger seemed salvageable with a proper wheel combo, but everything else on that list should be crushed and incinerated.
jca195 says:
03:13 PM, 11/02/2011
Side_wayz said it best WTF? IL
jeremy_c says:
01:59 PM, 11/02/2011
Is this Colonel Ghadaffi's private car collection? Especially the orange pickup-Chrysler 300 and the golden bike. I guess he left them behind because drivng those babies across the desert is an invitation for a NATO airstrike! LOL