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I HAVE A FEW WORDS OF ADVICE FOR CITROEN. "COME STRONG, OR JUST GO WAY." I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT SOMETHING I CAN'T BUY. AT LEAST LOTUS IS TARTING TO GET SERIOUS. I CAN GO TO A STORE LESS THAN FIVE MILES AWAY, AND SNAP UP AN ELISE SC, RIGHT THIS MINUTE. AND IF I GIVE THEM 90-MINUTES, I CAN HAND THEM MY TITANIUM CARD, AND THEN DRIVE IT RIGHT OFF THE LOT; I CAN DO THE SAME WITH AN EVORA OR EXIGE. THE EVORA S WILL BE HERE BY NO LATER THAN NEXT JUNE. AND THE SAME CAN PROBABLY BE SAID OF THE NEW ESPRIT.
CITROEN'S EYE CANDY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING MORE TO ME THAN VECTOR'S BS. BECAUSE NOTHING WILL EVER COME OF IT. I'M BEGINNING TO QUESTION WHETHER CITROEN IS EVEN A REAL CAR COMPANY. DO THEY ACTUALLY MANUFACTURE CARS... OR DO THEY ONLY PRODUCE CONCEPTS THAT NEVER GO INTO PRODUCTION?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT... THEY ONLY SELL THEIR MACHINES IN EUROPE; A PLACE WHERE NOBODY BUILDS REAL CARS THAT COST LESS THAN $70,000.00. IF THEY TRIED TO SELL CITROENS HERE, THEY'D GET CRUSHED, AND THEY KNOW IT. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING. GAME OVER.